I guess its time to pay attention to the Saudi Royal family again, King Fahd died today. The torch will be passed to Abdullah, another member of the inbred descendants of Abdul Aziz, who will continue such grand Saudi traditions as cutting off the hands of theives, forbidding women to drive cars, and ruling over a country in a manner that creates so much resentment, hatred, and fanaticism in its citizens that it causes them sign up to fly airplanes into skyscrapers

