From Raymond over at Rogue Sun 2.0 comes news of an addition to the Periodic Table of Elements:
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest and slowest reacting element yet known to science. The new element has been named Governmentium.
Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons
Heh.
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