Should I be concerned at all about the fact that I got this email from my wife ?
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For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage – under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage. Southwest Tech is offering a new 2 year associates degree….
TWO YEAR DEGREE: Becoming a Real Man That’s right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an associates degree in MA (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
FIRST YEAR:
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 If You Get Enjoyment From It, It’s Not A Real Gift for Her
Winter Schedule:
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to getting in after 2AM
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception
EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101* Get a Life, Her Favorite Restaurants
ECON 001A What’s Hers is Hers
*For all those who failed EAT 100
Spring Schedule:
MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like an Ass When You’re Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123 There is ALWAYS a Reason to Give Flowers
ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers
SECOND YEAR:
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
Elective (See Electives Below)
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 Overcoming Denial (Formerly, No, You DON’T Look Like Tom Cruise or Denzel Washington)
MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important
Spring Schedule:
MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221 The More You Deny, The More She Knows It’s True
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223 If You’re Still Talking, It’s NOT Foreplay
MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2
Course Electives:
PYHS ED 101 Your Beer Belly Is Not Attractive Either or If You Don’t Have a 6 Pack, Don’t Comment on Her Weight
ETQ 101 How Not to Look At Other Women in Her Presence
ETQ 101 How Not to Compare Her to Other Women Unless You’re Ready to Go Live With Them
MEN 231 If You Can’t Repeat It, You Weren’t Listening
MEN 232 If You Won’t Fix It, Another Man Will
