Did you ever wonder what Jack Bauer does when he’s not saving the world ? Well, Jeremy Dauber at the Christian Science Monitor breaks the story of what happens on the day after 24.
A few of my favorites:
9 a.m. Jack wakes up briefly, looks at his alarm clock, mutters something about how someone who saved the world deserves five more minutes, and goes back to sleep again.
10 a.m. Jack is woken by his secure phone. It is, however, a telemarketer asking if he’d like to change his long distance service. Jack manages to use the men’s room for the first time in 27 hours.
3 p.m. Awkward apologetic phone calls to various people he attacked, beat up, or threatened yesterday who turned out to be entirely innocent.
4 p.m. More awkward phone calls. There were a lot of peop
6 p.m. Orders Chinese food for dinner. A slight problem arises when Jack believes that the deliveryman is actually an assassin sent by the Chinese Embassy. Mental note made for another awkward phone call for tomorrow.
9 p.m. Jack goes to bookstore and buys paperback copy of “The Lovely Bones”; heads back home for some quiet time.
10 p.m. Bubble bath.
Heh. Read the whole thing.
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