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Jessica Simpson Goes Republican

by @ 12:55 pm on March 15, 2006.

Via Drudge, comes news of what may be signs of the Republican’s secret plan to win the 2006 elections:

The National Republican Congressional Committee has snagged the wholesome, blonde and buxom Jessica Simpson to attend its fundraising gala on Thursday. House Majority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) is the lucky guy who gets to sit next to the ?Dukes of Hazzard? star.

Not that he would recognize her, ROLL CALL reports.

?I?m not even sure if he knows who Jessica Simpson is,? the Majority Leader?s spokesman, Kevin Madden, told HOH. ?Boehner?s celebrity recognition standards crashed and burned with the introduction of color television.?

Given her reputation, I would think its more likely that John Boehner knows who Jessica Simpson than the other way around.

Update 3/16/06: Or, maybe not.

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Concerned about politicizing her favorite charity, singer-actress Jessica Simpson on Wednesday turned down a invitation to meet with U.S. President George W. Bush, a snub that left Republicans dismayed.

The apparent final word that Simpson would be a no-show at a major Republican fund-raiser with Bush and congressional leaders on Thursday night came after a day of conflicting reports from her camp and organizers of the event.

Oh well. Apparently, though, there will be other members of the entertainment community at the dinner tonight.

Chatsworth, CA (PRWEB) March 10, 2006 — Adult film starlet and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey is scheduled to attend the prestigious United to Victory dinner with President George W. Bush in Washington D.C on March 15th – 16th.

In addition, due to Carey’s efforts in starting Mary Carey Productions, Inc. in 2005, Carey will receive the 2005 California Businesswoman of the Year award.

“I’m always excited to learn more about what’s going on in our nation’s capital, since most people in the porn industry think an Iraqi pullout is a form of safe sex,” quipped Carey. “Since I’m seriously considering running for governor of California again, I’m going to need a lot of support from Republican lawmakers nationwide – however I can get it.”

At the invitation of the Nation Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC), Mary Carey will meet and interact with key Congressional leaders and Administration officials to discuss advancing powerful pro-business, pro-family agendas and meeting positive legislative goals. She will join Karl Rove, senior advisor to the President, for lunch on Wednesday the 15th, and President Bush for dinner on Thursday the 16th

More on this at WorldNetDaily, where they are really in a tizzy about this. Heh

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