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Unintended Consequences Of The Iraq War

by @ 11:25 pm on May 23, 2006.

Apparently, while Germans may love David Hasselhoff, Iraqis love Lionel Richie

May 19, 2006 ??I have been to Iraq nine times since the American invasion three years ago, for a total of about 10 solid months. (My wife is counting.) During that time, I have seen bombs and blood, I have seen rebuilding and restructuring, and I have seen death and democracy. So what have I heard? That’s easy: Lionel Richie.

Grown Iraqi men get misty-eyed by the mere mention of his name. “I love Lionel Richie,” they say. Iraqis who do not understand a word of English can sing an entire Lionel Richie song.

And even the former lead singer of The Commodores is mystified:

I decided I had to investigate, and not just investigate, I decided I had to ask Lionel Richie himself. So I called him from Baghdad. Actually it was a formal interview. It was the first interview with Lionel Richie ever on the subject of Iraq and Iraqis.

I asked Richie if he knows just how big he is here. He said, “The answer is, I’m huge, huge in the Arab world. The answer as to why is, I don’t have the slightest idea.”

Just like most of us don’t have the slightest idea why you were ever popular here.

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