Jack Palance made ugly beautiful — all 6 feet 4 of him.
You may remember him as Curly, the ornery cowboy from the “City Slickers” movies, or maybe the obnoxious, wizened 73-year-old who — after winning the Best Supporting Actor Oscar in 1992 for his first time playing that role — looked down on host Billy Crystal and made a joke we love and respect but can’t repeat here. After which, he performed a series of one-hand push-ups while Crystal looked on in mock amazement. It was a wonderfully squirmy moment, in which the message was clear, as he bobbed up and down: I’m a man. You can measure me like this. And this. And this.

