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Will Someone Please Buy Gwyneth Paltrow A Plane Ticket

by @ 12:01 pm on December 2, 2006.

Apparently, we’re not smart enough for her:

Oscar-winning US actress Gwyneth Paltrow feels dinner talk is far more interesting in her adopted homeland Britain than back in her native country.

“I love the English lifestyle, it’s not as capitalistic as America. People don’t talk about work and money, they talk about interesting things at dinner,” she told “NS,” the weekend magazine supplement of daily Portuguese newspaper Diario de Noticias on Saturday.

I think the problem is that, when she’s in the U.S., she hangs out with the idiots in Hollywood. Ms. Paltrow needs to spend time in the real America.

Apparently, though, she much prefers hanging out with the sophisticated British:

She said having US pop star Madonna, 48, who married British film director Guy Ritchie six years ago, nearby was another advantage to living in London.

“She’s like an older sister. Everything I have gone through, she went through ten times worse and ten times longer. She gives me good advice about how to say no and take care of myself,” said Paltrow

Madonna, of course, being the pop star who hails from the British city of Detroit and is best known for on-stage lesbian kisses.

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11 Responses to “Will Someone Please Buy Gwyneth Paltrow A Plane Ticket”

  1. Brett Says:

    Then get the hell out of the USA! What a stupid wench!

  2. Jon Says:

    Ahh, the celebrity “I don’t want to be rich” syndrome. They love to go to foreign countries and decry capitalism and themselves to an extent.

    She should visit London Square too while the Muslims chant that they are going to bomb the US and UK. Quite a spectacle.

  3. JohnT. Says:

    Gwyneth is rather confused.She thinks Brits are smarter than Americans but then she relies on an American (Madonna)for advice.

    Gweneth, the next time you go to the States you should make an effort to socialize with a better crowd.

  4. jan Says:

    I’ve noticed these American bitches, made rich by Americans - going over-seas and then calling Americans ‘dumb’ or ’stupid’. It sickens me. More Americans have won Nobel prizes than the rest of the world combined. The low-life ho Madonna - parading around naked a few years ago for a photo-op - now considers herself mother of the year, not because she has any parental instincts but because her liberal lemming instincts nudge her to adopt an African boy. Obviously only an African would do - let’s hope the nanny who will raise this politically correct child isn’t as stupid as Madonna. The insufferable hubris slays me.

  5. lala Says:

    Leave her alone man. She’s just saying she likes living in London and it’s chilled out to be away from the crazy cash competition and consumerism of Hollywood and some of America.

  6. Pam Says:

    Have you been to London? You have to be a very successful capitalist to afford to live well there, which Gwyneth is obviously able to do…unlike many of us.

  7. Linda Berger Says:

    Her child’s name is Apple.
    Perhaps she will change it
    to Chutney? or Trifle?

  8. Mirko Says:

    ahi ahi gwynie, how low-british affermation

  9. Webloggin Says:

    America: Love It, or Please Leave It

    We don’t need or want people in America if they do not want to be here. They should do us a favor and leave for good.

  10. John Says:

    She is an idiot, from a rich family, who has never worked a day (non-hollywood)in her life. I am boycotting her.

  11. Uriel Says:

    We want our money back. Also, if captialism is so bad, she shuld give up all her money, and her rights to her name, to the European government to make things equal. Then give up her American passport for god measure.
    Corpus Christi, TX

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