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Miss USA Keeps Her Crown

by @ 8:07 am on December 20, 2006.

The morning shows are all abuzz over the decision by Donald Trump to let Tara Connor, Miss USA, keep her crown:

NEW YORK, Dec. 19 — Donald Trump’s business acumen and net worth have been fervently debated for as long as he and his inexplicable hairdo have preoccupied this city. But there can be little question about the guy’s hunches as a publicity-ravenous egomaniac and preening huckster. In that department, the man is an artist — and Tuesday, quite frankly, he made his masterpiece.

Amid a cascade of camera flashes and surrounded by the “Inside Edition” branch of America’s media family, Mr. You’re Fired granted a dramatic reprieve to Tara Conner, the Miss USA crowned in April who had imperiled her reign after reports that she’d failed a drug test and been caught drinking while underage at various Manhattan nightspots. For a few days there it looked as though Ms. Conner and her sparkly tiara were about to part ways.

Cue the Donald.

“I’ve always been a believer in second chances,” Trump said, standing at a makeshift podium in the atrium of Trump Tower on Fifth Avenue. “Tara is a good person. Tara has tried hard. Tara is going to be given a second chance.”

It’s good to see that Donald is so kind-hearted. He couldn’t have ulterior motives, could he ?

Nah

?

Well, maybe some ulterior motives.

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