No, really, Hooters is coming to the Holy Land:
Hooters announced yesterday that it will open its first restaurant in Israel this year in Tel Aviv. This sign of the End Times was foretold thousands of years ago in a little-known addendum to the final book of the New Testament:
Rev. 23: 1-4
{+1}And from the West came a harlot She-Beast bearing plates of strange food: fried rings of onion and wings of bison. {+2}And, verily I say unto thee, there also was in that place beer.
{+3}And the She-Beast had the eyes of a great owl that were painted with blue, and flaxen yellow hair that moved not when she did.
{+4}And the men of Judea stood in the shadow of the great She-Beast’s bosom and tried to get her number.
Heh.
Apparently, the armies of Satan look a little different than we expected.
March 20th, 2007 at 10:27 am
You might want to refrain from using the Holy Bible as a source for parody. Not only is it going to upset some of your readers, but it doesn’t do much good for your soul.
Don’t make any plans for Sunday other than making sure you get yourself to church, my friend!