Now we know who the father of Anna Nicole’s baby is:
NASSAU (Reuters) – A former boyfriend, Larry Birkhead, was identified on Tuesday as the father of Playboy Playmate Anna Nicole Smith’s 7-month-old daughter, Dannielynn, after DNA test results were released by a Bahamas court.
The revelation brought to an appropriately dramatic climax a tabloid maelstrom that was kicked off by Smith’s abrupt death in a Florida hotel casino on February 8 of an accidental drug overdose.
Whew, one less thing to worry about.

April 10th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
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April 10th, 2007 at 7:14 pm
I was hoping for Zsa Zsa’s husband to be the father, just because it would have been so funny.