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Reporting The Truly Important News

by Doug Mataconis @ 5:00 pm on April 10, 2007.

Now we know who the father of Anna Nicole’s baby is:

NASSAU (Reuters) – A former boyfriend, Larry Birkhead, was identified on Tuesday as the father of Playboy Playmate Anna Nicole Smith’s 7-month-old daughter, Dannielynn, after DNA test results were released by a Bahamas court.

The revelation brought to an appropriately dramatic climax a tabloid maelstrom that was kicked off by Smith’s abrupt death in a Florida hotel casino on February 8 of an accidental drug overdose.

Whew, one less thing to worry about.

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2 Responses to “Reporting The Truly Important News”

  1. Reporting The Truly Important News Says:
    April 10th, 2007 at 6:55 pm

    [...] Reporting The Truly Important News [...]

  2. Crazy Politico Says:
    April 10th, 2007 at 7:14 pm

    I was hoping for Zsa Zsa’s husband to be the father, just because it would have been so funny.

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