Apparently, people in Vermont are worried about nudists:
BRATTLEBORO, Vt. — Spring has arrived in this southeastern Vermont shire town. The trees are less bare, and some local residents are more so. Brattleboro has no ordinance, and Vermont no law, against public nudity. Some of the people who caused a stir last year when they began appearing downtown as nature made them are back.
Not everyone is happy.
Resident Theresa Toney said she was dining at a downtown restaurant when she spotted her first naked person of the spring. She looked out the window “and saw a man in his 60s walking up and down Main Street totally nude,” she said. “This is indecent exposure where it doesn’t belong.”
I guess I’m confused. Is she objecting to the fact that she saw a naked guy, or the fact that she saw a 60 year old naked guy ?
Some are worried about the town’s image.
“How do you want to be viewed as Brattleboro?” asked the Rev. Kevin Horion. “We want to welcome families with small children.” Nudists could pop up anywhere, he said. “I am concerned we don’t know where they are going to strike.”
Because, you know, there’s no greater threat to the security of America than a bunch of naked people.
