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World’s Dumbest Criminal: Virginia Edition

by @ 7:23 am on May 31, 2007. Filed under In The News

This is perhaps the dumbest way to rob a bank:

In the annals of crime, the guy who tried to rob a Fairfax County bank by sending a note through the drive-through teller’s vacuum tube will not go down as one of the great evil geniuses.

But at least he didn’t hurt anybody. And he did escape — so he’s got that going for him.

The man pulled up in one of the drive-through lanes of a Bank of America branch in the Baileys Crossroads area just after 7 p.m. Tuesday. Then, boldly yet stealthily, he zipped a note demanding cash through the tube.

Perhaps equally, er, ingeniously, the teller simply sent the note back. Fairfax police declined to reveal the contents of the note or say whether the teller attempted any conversation.

Receiving his note back, sans cash, the criminal drove away from the bank, at 5707 Seminary Rd., perhaps to work on a more precisely worded note.

The would-be robber, who daringly disdained a disguise, was described as a clean-shaven man in his 20s. He did not show a weapon or imply that he had one. Police said they had a description of the vehicle but didn’t release it. Anyone with information about the incident may call Crime Solvers at 866-411-TIPS.

Dumbass

One Response to “World’s Dumbest Criminal: Virginia Edition”

  1. From the Silly News Desk…

    Some news from Virginia. Did the teller say ‘Have a nice day’ to the would be robber?…

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