Paris Hilton has been released from jail after only three days:
LOS ANGELES — Paris Hilton was released from a Los Angeles County jail early Thursday because of an unspecified medical problem and will fulfill the reminder of her sentence in home confinement, a sheriff’s spokesman said.
The 26-year-old hotel heiress was sent home shortly after 2 a.m. fitted with an electronic monitoring bracelet. She had spent five days at the Century Regional Detention Facility in suburban Los Angeles for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.
“I can’t specifically talk about the medical situation other than to say that, yes, it played a part in this,” said sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore.
Hilton had been sentenced to 45 days behind bars, but had been expected to serve 23 days because of state rules allowing shorter sentences for good behavior.
Whitmore said that under the new agreement, Hilton would be confined to her home for 40 days.
“Because she has agreed to this through her attorney, her sentence is now back up to the 45 days. She has served already five days so that’s 40 days,” he explained.
And what was the medical condition ? Apparently, she wasn’t eating:
[C]elebrity Web site TMZ.com earlier quoted sources saying Hilton was refusing to eat much of the jail food served her.
Poor girl.
Update: Apparently, she basically cried her way out of jail:
The reason: Paris couldn?t sleep and had become a sniveling mess. She will serve the rest of her sentence at home with a tracking device attached to her ankle.
The New York Post said she was seen crying after she cracked ?under the pressure of prison.?
Paris, who reportedly is a moderate Republican, had unsuccessfully appealed to California Governor Schwarzenneger to commute her sentence. Her attorneys argued in an irony-free petition that ?She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.?
Oh dear God.
H/T: QandO

As So*thpark would say, “Stupid spoiled whore!”
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