Is it just me or are Mike Huckabee’s God delusions getting more bizarre:
[I]t was one of those moments where I finally decided: “You know, we only get one shot. If you miss, your hunt is over. If you hit, and you take the animal, then your hunt your is over as well.” And I decided that one way or the other, this hunt is about to be over, because I can’t stand any more of this cold. And somehow, by the grace of God, when I squeezed the trigger, my Weatherby .300 Mag, which has got to be the greatest gun, I think, ever made in the form of a rifle — for my sake in hunting, I’ve never squeezed the trigger and not gotten something — did its work, and somehow the angels took that bullet and went right to the antelope, and my hunt was over in a wonderful way.
God 1 Antelopes 0
H/T: Ron Chusid
