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Barack Obama And Seven Of Nine

by @ 8:59 am on January 8, 2008. Filed under 2008 Election, Barack Obama, Politics, Star Trek

Or, how the next President of the United States may owe his position to a former Borg:

Back in 2004, Barack Obama was an Illinois state senator with some modest accomplishments on his resume. He spearheaded welfare reform in the Illinois statehouse, and took the lead in passing a law that required interrogations in murder cases to be videotaped.

After unsuccessfully challenging strong Democratic incumbent Bobby Rush in a Congressional primary in 2000, Obama returned in 2004 to run for the U.S. Senate seat being vacated by Republican Senator Peter Fitzgerald. Obama emerged from a crowded Democratic primary that included multi-millionaire Blair Hull, who spent $29 million of his own money in the primary alone (including paying homeowners $75 a day to keep his signs in their yards). In an 8-candidate race, Obama garnered 53% of the vote, routing his opponents.

Yet despite running away with the primary, Obama still had a formidable challenge in Republican Jack Ryan. Ryan was an impressive candidate – attractive and wealthy, with law and business degrees from Harvard. After making a fortune at Goldman Sachs, Ryan left to teach in an inner city school.

Yet Ryan had a problem – during the campaign, he was going through a messy divorce from actress Jeri Ryan, of “Star Trek: Voyager” fame. Details of Jeri Ryan’s testimony contained lurid details about Ryan forcing his wife to go to sex clubs in Paris. These details were toxic to Jack Ryan’s campaign, and he saw his poll numbers plummet – eventually, Republican leaders pressed Ryan to quit the race, fearing he was toxic to the statewide ticket.

Eventually, Ryan bowed out, leaving the Illinois Republican Party to find a candidate to run against Obama. This led to the national embarrassment of Alan Keyes moving to Illinois to run. Naturally, Obama won 70%-27%, buoyed by his keynote speech at the 2004 Democratic Convention.

Heh

3 Responses to “Barack Obama And Seven Of Nine”

  1. Riley says:

    Had Jack and Jeri not gotten a divorce and this hadn’t come out, Jack Ryan could be on his way to the WH with 7 of 9 as First Lady… How’s that for you?

  2. CR UVa says:

    I know the Borg have done some vile things, but this is a new low.

    Heh, on a side note, I’m surprised that this is the first time something like this has been spread out this way. I recognized Jeri Ryan’s impact a long time ago.

  3. Riley,

    Now that would be a First Lady I’d be proud of ;)

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