Look at Bill’s expression and come up with a line
My suggestions:
1. “Why did I marry her? Why didn’t I just put a loaded gun in my mouth? Why God, why?”
2. “Holy crap, look at that ass! Somewhere, a semi-truck is missing its ‘Oversized Load’ sign.
3. “Somewhere, there’s two hot girls naked in a hot tub and I’m stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care.
4. “Sheesh, Rush is soo right – She does sound like Nurse Ratchett!”
5. “My God, does that woman ever shut up?”
6. “Wow!! I could’a had a V8!!”
“At times like this I’m really jealous of Helen Keller!”
Damn, that girl in the front row is fine…
Damn. I should have let her shoot me when she found out about the women. This is crap is so not worth it…
Maybe I can get an ambassadorship in Thailand. That would be worth this…
I could have had the Secret Service do her. Damn, why didn’t I think of that, then……
All those years and she didn’t learn a damn thing. I CANNOT believe that she’s losing to that idiot Obama…
It’s the CHARISMA stupid.
Four Years of her?? I’m voting for Obama!
yadda… yadda… yadda….