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It’s A Huckster Fire Sale !

by @ 4:58 pm on March 13, 2008. Filed under 2008 Election, Mike Huckabee, Politics

What do you do when you’ve got an office full of campaign paraphernalia from a dead Presidential Campaign ?

You get creative:

An e-mail blast from Eric Woolson, Mike Huckabee’s Iowa campaign manager, this morning offering a fire sale on “Huckabee for President” T-shirts really just speaks for itself.

Here’s the email:

It comes as no surprise to most of you who know me: My office is a mess. The problem is, it’s my company office, not a campaign headquarters, and that big stack of “Huckabee for President” T-shirts is one reason why. So, to make sure we find good homes for all those shirts in short order — and my office space gets back to normal — we’re having a blowout sale this week only.

All “Huckabee for President” T-shirts in my office are now just $5 plus $1 for postage and handling. (You can’t even buy two gallons of gasoline for that price — and think how much longer this wonderful souvenir of Governor Huckabee’s campaign will last.)

Members of the media: I have a SPECIAL OFFER for you! All shirts are just $35.00, $7.50 postage and handling. Just kidding! You receive the SAME GREAT DISCOUNT as everybody else. I know you can’t wear one in public, no matter how good your heart is — and I know you all have very, very good hearts. But you will want one of these high-quality, comfortable white 100-percent cotton T’s with that familiar campaign logo you know and love as a cherished keepsake of your time covering the the campaign you loved best.

Check out this great review from a satisfied customer:

“My Huckabee T-shirt took me on a roller coaster ride of emotions. I laughed. I cried. It was better than ‘Cats.’” — Mr. C. Saltsman, Memphis

OK, I made that up. Order today because even though that stack of shirts seems big, quantities are LIMITED. And after this, they really will become collector’s items and I will start charging $35 per shirt.

So if you’ve been looking for something to go with your Bruce Babbitt baseball hat, now’s your chance !

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