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Indiana Jones/Han Solo/Jack Ryan Is, Apparently, A Dumbass

by @ 6:16 pm on April 25, 2008. Filed under Celebrities, Dumbasses

Harrison Ford does his part to help Mother Earth:

LOS ANGELES, Calif. —

Harrison Ford has played arguably some of the greatest characters in the history of film.

Han Solo.
Jack Ryan.
Indiana Jones.

But on a sunny afternoon in Los Angeles, Access Hollywood was with the legendary actor as he sat down for an experience which left Harrison feeling a bit “naked.”

So why did this icon of the big screen sit down to have his chest waxed as the Access cameras rolled?

Harrison invited Access Hollywood and our guest correspondent Mel B exclusively along as he embarked on a personal project to promote going green.

And just how did Harrison, who is the vice chair of the global environment group Conservation International, want to get his message across?

By waxing his chest, of course.

In an effort to showcase the pain involved in deforestation, Harrison willingly subject himself to the painful process of stripping his chest of all its follicles.

Having worked with CI for 15 years, it was Harrison’s hope that his trip to the salon might just shock people into thinking “green.”

Actually, it just shocks me into thinking “Gee, Harrison Ford really isn’t as cool as Indiana, Han, or Jack”

H/T: Ed Christie @ Vodkapundit

2 Responses to “Indiana Jones/Han Solo/Jack Ryan Is, Apparently, A Dumbass”

  1. dbass says:

    you have got to be kidding me. What a dumbass.

  2. Billy Bob says:

    Well, he could have burned it off with gasoline for the cameras, but then, he would have only been a jackass.

    Billy Bob

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