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From Our Do Real People Actually Believe This Crap File

by @ 11:47 am on June 7, 2008. Filed under 2008 Election, Barack Obama, Dumbasses, Obamagasms, Politics

It’s gonna be hard to top the outright insanity of this guy:

Barack Obama isn’t really one of us. Not in the normal way, anyway.


Many spiritually advanced people I know (not coweringly religious, mind you, but deeply spiritual) identify Obama as a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being who has the ability to lead us not merely to new foreign policies or health care plans or whatnot, but who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet, of relating and connecting and engaging with this bizarre earthly experiment. These kinds of people actually help us evolve. They are philosophers and peacemakers of a very high order, and they speak not just to reason or emotion, but to the soul.

No, Barack Obama isn’t a lightworker, he’s a human being and, before long, all you Obamagasmic fools out there are going to discover that he’s a human being just like the rest of us:

No parody, no satirical screed can do justice to this kind of slam bang, out of your mind stupidity. It would be hugely frightening if it weren’t so extraordinarily funny. Is this what the left has been reduced to in America? Taking a candidate with literally no experience doing anything (except getting people riled up at the “system”) – a man with no record of achievement save a run at the state senate where he used electoral tomfoolery to get his opponents kicked off the ballot and a run at the US senate where his GOP challenger self destructed over a messy divorce made public by his allies in the media?


We are asked to suspend judgement, suspend, logic, suspend belief itself and pretend that Obama is the next step in human evolution. I don’t have a feel for how many of his supporters are swallowing this tripe but judging by the kinds of comments I get here and see on other sites, the number has to be in the millions. It is a full blown Cult of Personality that will make Bushbots seem intelligent by comparison. This is the kind of personal movement that would get serious about pushing for a constitutional amendment to remove presidential term limits.

It’s also the kind of cult of personality that leads people to drink Kool-Aid in a forest in South America, but, you know, it would be wrong to point that out.

Perhaps the lightworker crap can be dismissed by the fact that it comes from a columnist from San Francisco, the one city in America that hasn’t realized that it isn’t 1968 any more.

I”ll say this much, though, it’s gonna be a fun four years if this guy wins:

[I]t is Obama’s slavish devotees and their breathless belief in his otherworldliness and out and out Deity that is going to make the next 4 years the most productive in the history of blogging.

Like shooting fish in a barrel.

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