The Washington Post takes up above-the-fold space on today’s front page to inform us that it’s really, really hot out there:
A second day of oppressive weather blanketed the Washington region yesterday, pushing the heat index to 103 degrees in some areas as thousands of households remained without power from last week’s storms and residents hungered for ice, air conditioning or a dip in the pool.
Tomorrow, the Post informs us that there’s a big yellow ball that appears in the eastern sky every morning. They think it’s a God but they’re not sure.
