Taking their cue no doubt from John McCain, the New York Yankees have made the ultimate sacrifice:
The Yankees announced yesterday that they were suspending their campaign for the American League pennant due to the dire state of the economy. “This is not the time for partisan attempts to win baseball games,” said Hank Steinbrenner. “I have called Commissioner Selig and suggested that the World Series be postponed or cancelled altogether until we have come up with a solution that unequivocally fixes everything.”
When it was pointed out to Mr. Steinbrenner that the Yankees had already been eliminated from pennant consideration, he replied, “Yeah, so?”
Asked for a comment, team captain Derek Jeter said, “Huh?”
Funny, even to a Yankee fan.
September 26th, 2008 at 8:09 am
The Yankees might do a better job than the White House.