Despite the downturn on Wall Street, the world’s oldest profession is doing just fine thank you:
It’s still a good time to be morally bankrupt.
The plunging Dow Jones and panicky investors are hardly a problem for the world’s oldest profession, where business is still brisk.
“The market is down, business is down, but we feel it less,” said Dylan, 24, a promotional model-turned-Manhattan prostitute. “We’re still busy.”
The long-haired, long-legged hooker then explained why the red-light district remains a blue-chip commodity: “If men are horny, they’re going to come in here.”
Take that, Ben Bernanke.
Dylan works for a Manhattan madam who runs a pair of prostitution dens north of Wall Street. Unlike the $4,000-an-hour girls of male fantasies or gubernatorial road trips, Madam Sadie’s employees charge $260 for 60 minutes - or $160 for 30 minutes.
God bless America.
