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Obama Loses Key Endorsement, Is This The October Surprise ?

by @ 8:49 am on October 30, 2008. Filed under 2008 Election, Barack Obama, Humor, John McCain, Politics

Frankly, I’m not sure how Barack is going to recover from this one:

alien_endorse_fullWASHINGTON, DC – In a shocking reversal with major implications for the U.S. presidential election, political kingmaker, the Alien has switched his endorsement from Barack Obama to John McCain amid furor. Both political camps are buzzing about the implications, as the Alien has correctly predicted the winning president in every election for the past 28 years.

Ongoing investigation points to Cindy McCain as being the cause for this historic shift in allegiances.

Uncovered photos suggest that in a last ditch effort to help her husband’s failing campaign, Cindy McCain seduced and then blackmailed the Alien for his endorsement.

At a recent McCain rally, inside sources say Cindy McCain disappeared with the Alien after sharing several champagnes with the notorious intergalactic lightweight. Ms. McCain’s alien-like good looks and natural blood temperature of 54 degrees Fahrenheit may have proved too much for him to resist as she reportedly put her cyborg husband into sleep mode and worked her charms.

I think I’ll have to revise my Electoral College predictions…….

H/T: Jazz Shaw

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