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Hey, Joe The Plumber, Just Shut Up. Please.

by @ 1:38 pm on March 20, 2009. Filed under Dumbasses, Politics, Republicans

Another month, another groan-worthy performance from Wurzelbacher the pundit.

Back in January, he suggested trashing the First Amendment.

In February, he talked about shooting people he disagreed with.

Now, well, you’ve just got to listen for yourself:

The Republican’s Working Man hero Joe the Plumber could barely contain himself last night before a crowd of adoring, media-bashing conservatives.

“God, all this love and everything in the room – I’m horny,” declared Joe, whose real name is Samuel Wurzelbacher.

The particular state of his libido was way too much information, certainly for the Sleuth. But she wasn’t the only slack-jawed person in the room.

It seemed that all of those who were gathered in the ballroom of Washington’s Grand Hyatt hotel for the Media Research Center’s annual “DisHonors Awards” ceremony designed to bash the dreaded liberal elite media were stunned. Buzz immediately commenced.

“Did Joe the Plumber really just say he’s horny?” “Did you hear Joe say ‘horny’?” “Why is he horny and why is he telling us?”

I’m not sure they really want to know.

One Response to “Hey, Joe The Plumber, Just Shut Up. Please.”

  1. Obviously, he was hooking the bait and hoping some conservative honeys would bite. I imagine it didn’t quite work out as he planned.

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