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Some People Are Too Dumb To Live

by @ 2:26 pm on April 1, 2009. Filed under Dumbasses, In The News

A woman in Florida finds herself locked inside her car:

A woman called Kissimmee police to say she was locked inside her car at the Walgreen’s on John Young Parkway near Poinciana.

“My car will not start. I’m locked inside my car,” the unidentified woman said.

“Nothing electrical works. And it’s getting very hot in here, and I’m not feeling well.”

The dispatcher asked the woman if she was able to manually pull the lock up on the door.

The woman said she would try, and then, she said, “Yes, I got the door open.”

Given that you can hear the 911 here, this does not appear to be an April Fool’s joke.

In which case, I can only hope that this woman doesn’t vote.

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