Below The Beltway

@hbcampbell Birds do it, bees do it, goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it in reply to hbcampbell 49 mins ago
Okay. So its 2:30am. The windows are open and I can hear the birds & their mating calls. Should I put on some Barry White to help the mood ? 56 mins ago
@JoshuaHaupt I'm pretty sure that the Virginia National Guard can defeat a squadron of ponies in reply to JoshuaHaupt 1 hr ago
Best. Drudge Headline. Ever. http://ping.fm/YKwQd 1 hr ago
is debating the Motion to Recommit on the Rule to Reconsider the fact that it's 2am EDT and he's still not in bed' 1 hr ago
@_deadreckoning_ Honeslty, I think you're letting Rush off too easy :) in reply to _deadreckoning_ 1 hr ago
@_deadreckoning_ More or less, although I would rather have a Thos. Jefferson as POTUS after slavery was eliminated in reply to _deadreckoning_ 1 hr ago
@brendanloy Or at least until she gets the bill for all the "free" crap we've been buying on her credit card. #TheBabiesAreGonnaHateUs in reply to brendanloy 1 hr ago
@JoshuaHaupt Yes, this is true. in reply to JoshuaHaupt 1 hr ago
@JoshuaHaupt Ha. Your invisible flying ponies just crashed into the massive invisible security fence I erected at the PA border 1 hr ago
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