Some highlights from unpublished Letters To The Editor of the London Daily Telegraph:
SIR – Am I alone in thinking we should tell Vladimir Putin to stick his gas-pipe up his fundament and apply a lighted match to it?
M. E. Martin, Southborough, Kent
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SIR – I recently received a spam email asking if I wanted to marry “a hot Russian chick”. As I’m approaching 75 years of age and have blood pressure problems, I decided on this occasion not to accept this tempting offer.
Ivor Yeloff, Hethersett, Norfolk
SIR – Sir Alan Sugar maintains that making money is better than sex. He obviously has not slept with my wife.
Michael West, Eastleigh, Hampshire
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SIR – I find it intensely humiliating to be asked by airport security staff if I have packed my own bag. This forces one to admit, usually within earshot of others, that I no longer have a manservant to do the chore for me. Gentlemen should be able to answer such questions with a disdainful: “Of course not! Do I look like that sort of person?”
Arthur W. J. G. Ord-Hume, Guildford, Surrey
Inspired by a post at The Liberty Papers.
LOL.