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Carrie Prejean Admits She Made A Sex Tape

by @ 8:52 am on November 10, 2009. Filed under Celebrities, Dumbasses

Well, well, well:

carrie-prejean-bikini1Prejean lost her Miss California sash when she allegedly failed to fulfill….

…appearance provisions of her contract because she was too busy becoming a conservative icon. Like pretty much every other breathing soul in public life this month, she’s written a book.

It’s titled “Still Standing,” which some folks might see as having a double-meaning in the context of a sex video, but not us. Sean Hannity, who also has a dangerously conservative reputation, wrote the book’s foreword and had the 22-year-old author on his Fox News Channel program last night.

As he so succinctly put it, “We might as well go right to it.”

The handsome host noted that the high-powered, celebrity website TMZ claimed to have a sex video of the beautiful Prejean that was so outrageously explicit it hasn’t posted it yet. But people can feel free to keep clicking back there every few minutes to check. If they don’t mind someday maybe coming upon a naked female conservative with bipartisan augmentations.

Prejean replied — insert teasing pause here — yes, there was a tape she had done as a teenager. She made it for a distant boyfriend whom she loved at the time. She said TMZ can call it a “sex tape” if it wants. But she was alone on the video and no one else was in the room.

So everyone (except TMZ, Prejean’s mother and the ex-boyfriend, who presumably provided the tape of his beloved) is left to imagine what songs Prejean chose to sing on her karaoke machine that night.

Prejean said it was the “biggest mistake” she’d ever made in her not-yet-lengthy life. She regretted it. She felt mortified talking about it, but it was her own fault. And that as a Christian she’d never claimed to be perfect.

Prejean and Hannity agreed that conservative women seem to be targeted for criticism by liberal media. (All of whose members are, btw, never naked.)

Hey Carrie, just because you did it alone……that doesn’t mean it’s not a sex tape, you know.

Here’s Prejean’s appearance on Hannity last night:

And here she is on the Today show this morning:

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5 Responses to “Carrie Prejean Admits She Made A Sex Tape”

  1. Vast Variety says:

    If it was supposed to be private, maybe she shouldn’t have included the video camera.

  2. Paul L. says:

    Wow applauding Blackmail with child porn because that is what the Miss California Pageant did.

  3. I was thinking about that………

    Making the tape when she was a teenager could mean it happened when she was 17 or 18 and that changes the law significantly depending on what state you’re in

  4. Mikelo says:

    Well, at least she was making it in the context of an opposite relationship so she could have opposite sex with him later. :-P

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