Gee what metaphor do you think they’re going for here ?
I believe in the free speech that liberals used to believe in, the economic freedom that conservatives used to believe in, and the personal freedom that America used to believe in.
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Metaphor? What’s a metaphor?
Sorry. All the blood was rushing from my brain there for a minute.
Actually, I think we should protest against SyFy: this ad simply feeds into the caricature of science fiction fans as a bunch of horny guys.
Oh, wait….
That’s not the right thing to say when you’re a married man, James… Hum, double standard maybe?
Since you clearly have NO standards, “Rocky,” I’ll take that, too, advisedly.
As for being a married man, my wife understands humor. Not that I expect the incredibly earnest to do so.