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Report: John Edwards About To Be Indicted

by @ 3:00 pm on March 4, 2010. Filed under Dumbasses, In The News, John Edwards, Politicos & Pundits, Politics

Things are about to get a lot worse for John Edwards:

The ultimate fall from grace, a Federal grand jury is about to indict John Edwards, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.

In another shocker, close sources say Edwards’ estranged wife Elizabeth could help send the former presidential candidate to jail!

Edwards, the disgraced two-time Presidential loser, is being investigated by the feds, including the FBI and IRS, for possible campaign violations related to paying his mistress Rielle Hunter.

The grand jury has been meeting since April 2009, and insiders say an indictment is imminent.

“John is terrified that he’s going to be indicted,” a friend told The ENQUIRER.

And rightly so, pretty boys don’t do well in the Big House.

3 Responses to “Report: John Edwards About To Be Indicted”

  1. Justin Bowen says:

    The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively

    Now there’s a source that I can trust…

  2. Most weenies in District Attorney jobs like to brag that they can get an indictment on a ham sandwich.

    Getting an indictment is, in many jurisdictions, relatively easy, but getting a conviction…go ask O.J. (They had to make up a whole new case to get him into the slammer for a few years).

    Don’t get your hopes up about Trial Attorney, John Edwards going anywhere near a jail.

  3. tfr says:

    > Now there’s a source that I can trust…

    Actually, they broke the Rielle story way back when.

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