A few days ago the House Republicans opened a web site called America Speaking Out designed to be yet another one of those opportunities to plow the wisdom of the vast unwashed.
“End Child Labor Laws,” suggests one helpful participant. “We coddle children too much. They need to spend their youth in the factories.”
“How about if Congress actually do thier job and VET or Usurper in Chief, Obama is NOT a Natural Born Citizen in any way,” recommends another. “That fake so called birth certificate is useless.”
“A ‘teacher’ told my child in class that dolphins were mammals and not fish!” a third complains. “And the same thing about whales! We need TRADITIONAL VALUES in all areas of education. If it swims in the water, it is a FISH. Period! End of Story.”
“Build a castle-style wall along the border, there is plenty of stone laying around about there.” That was in the “national security” section of the new site.
“Legalize Marijuana, cause, like, alcohol is legal. Man. Also.” That was in the “traditional values” section.
“I say, repeal all the amendments to the Constitution.” (“American prosperity” section.)
“Don’t let the illegals run out of Arizona and hide. . . . I think that we should do something to identify them in case they try to come back over. Like maybe tattoo a big scarlet ‘I’ on their chests — for ‘illegal’!!!” (Filed under “job creation.”)
A few more that I noticed:
change the national anthem to “It’s Raining Men”
Teachers need to be held accountable for what they teach, and those who preach falsehoods like dinosaurs and carbon dating should be fired and sent to Russia.
I don’t like how bike riders are always showing off with their skinny shorts. If they like wearing their skinny shorts, they should do that when their with the men who like that, not me.
We need an easy, visual way to differentiate between the legals and illegals. I propose that all Mexicans, upon becoming citizens, be given a really cool tattoo of an eagle beating up a panda. This way they can look awesome and avoid detention.
America needs a crack team of genetically engineered velociraptors who constantly patrol the skies in robot spyplanes. Terrorism threat? BAM! Robot controlled spyplane drops raptors from the sky. THESE COLORS NEVER RUN!
Money has not served us well. Instead, I propose that we switch to a hat-based economy.
all leaders should proclaim faith in Jesus Christ. anyone who does not, like muslims and atheists should be removed from office
Now most of these people are trolls, of course, but that’s what you get when you do something like this. And that last one has actually received the third most votes in it’s category.