Below The Beltway

This was pretty funny:

Not contenting with bashing The Boss, Glenn Beck also spent last week going after Woody Guthrie:

And, The Beatles:

What a moron.

No, really, you’ve got to listen to the latest rant from this loon:

Glenn, Bruce did it better:

No, really.
The. Dumbest. Ever:
Lindsay Lohan is no “milkaholic,” but she does cry like a baby.
The “Mean Girls” star was left sobbing uncontrollably when she saw an E-Trade ad on Super Bowl Sunday about a ditsy, boyfriend-stealing infant named Lindsay she believed was created in her likeness, her irate mom told The Post yesterday.
“She said, [...]

John McCormack at The Weekly Standard is in a bit of a tizzy over this photo of Jay-Z and Beyonce in the White House Situation Room:

My reaction ?
Jed Bartlett had a much cooler Sit Room:

The greatest sin in the history of American popular music is that Frank Sinatra and Ella Fitzgerald never recorded an album together.
Here’s what it might have sounded like:

Last night Jon Stewart said all that really needs to be said about Chris Matthews’ bizarre State of the Union oratory:

Apparently, the rumors of infidelity are true.
Which just leads me to wonder how dumb you have to be to mess things up when you’re married to a wife who looks like this:

Personally, I’m convinced it’s all a vast gay conspiracy:
There are 30 nude photos and eight sex tapes of former Miss California Carrie Prejean, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
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[A] RadarOnline.com investigation has uncovered that there are SEVEN more “biggest mistakes” of her life – all of them solo performances, just like the one sex tape that the [...]

I suppose the end isn’t that surprising considering that she started out by saying that her hero was Sarah Palin……