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Ken Cuccinelli: Birther Apologist Or Just Dumb ?

Not Larry Sabato is out with an audio clip of Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli’s response to a question from a birther that was apparently made during the campaign: Q What can we do about Obama and the birth certificate thing? Cooch: It will get tested in my view when someone… when he signs a […]

So Far Off The Deep End, Even The Whacko Fringe Doesn’t Support Him

by @ Sunday, April 27th, 2008. Filed under 2008 Election, Moonbats, Politics

Alan Keyes fails in his bid to get the Constitution Party Presidential nomination: The Constitution Party just overwhelmingly defeated the warmongering neocon Alan Keyes by nominating Chuck Baldwin, 383 to 125. Last night, CP founder Howard Phillips strongly denounced Keyes as a warmonger, neocon, and egomanic. Alan Keyes ? An egomaniac ? Yea, that about […]

Some French Actress Is A 9/11 Truther

by @ Sunday, March 2nd, 2008. Filed under Celebrities, Dumbasses, Moonbats

From the London Telegraph, proof that winning an Oscar doesn’t preclude the possibility that you’re just plain crazy: Oscar-winning Marion Cotillard was facing embarrasment with her new American public last night after it emerged that she doubted the official account of the September 11 attacks. The 32-year-old French star has swept this year’s best actress […]

The Revenge Of The Paul-Bots

by @ Saturday, January 12th, 2008. Filed under 2008 Election, Moonbats, Politics, Ron Paul

Or, how a bunch of people who believe all the world is a conspiracy turned the life of New Hampshire town clerk upside down: Jennifer Call’s eyes searched the office for nothing in particular. Her arms waved and her fear spilled out. “This is where I grew up,” Sutton’s town clerk said yesterday. “This is […]

More Wacky Predictions From Pat Robertson

by @ Wednesday, January 9th, 2008. Filed under Moonbats

Pat Robertson, the Imam of Virginia Beach, is back with another round of predictions for 2008: Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson, who has made predicting the future an annual tradition, predicts a recession and a major stock market upheaval are on their way for the United States. Aside from a recession this year, Robertson suggested Wednesday […]

Prince Charles vs. Ronald McDonald

by @ Thursday, March 1st, 2007. Filed under Moonbats

Some guy in England named Charles Philip Arthur George Mountbatten-Windsor has decided to take on America’s favorite hamburger selling clown: Prince Charles today said banning McDonald’s fast food was the key to a healthy lifestyle. His comments came as he attended the launch of a public health awareness campaign. Charles, a strong advocate of organic […]

And I Thought Our Politicos Were Nuts

by @ Thursday, March 1st, 2007. Filed under Humor, Moonbats

A Canadian politican offers a rather unique solution to global warming: OTTAWA (AFP) – A former Canadian defense minister is demanding governments worldwide disclose and use secret alien technologies obtained in alleged UFO crashes to stem climate change, a local paper said Wednesday. I would like to see what (alien) technology there might be that […]

Pat Robertson Is Hearing Voices Again

by @ Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007. Filed under Moonbats, Religion

Virginia’s favorite evangelical nutburger, Marion “Pat” Robertson is making his annual prediction of doom for America again: VIRGINIA BEACH ? Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson cited communications with God in predicting today that horrific terrorism aimed at the United States will result in ?mass killing? during the second half of 2007. ?The Lord didn?t say nuclear, […]

Moonbats On Parade

by @ Wednesday, July 26th, 2006. Filed under Moonbats

While the Israeli-Hezbollah war has generally drawn the support of Americans, there are those who feel otherwise, and they made themselves known yesterday in Washington: Hundreds of protesters, many carrying antiwar signs and fake coffins, marched quietly in a mock funeral procession yesterday through upper Northwest Washington to the Israeli Embassy to protest the bombings […]

What Happens When You Give An Idiot A Microphone

by @ Monday, July 24th, 2006. Filed under Moonbats

Thirty years ago, Betty Williams was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in connection with circulating a petition in Northern Ireland after witnessing a British soldier shoot an IRA terrorist who then lost control of his car, veered off the road, and killed three children. One can argue over whether circulating a petition is worthy of […]

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